Its Financial Crisis And This is Our New Office
at Saturday 29 November, 2008
Showing posts with label Not Just Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Not Just Funny. Show all posts
Women As Explained By Engineers
at Wednesday 6 February, 2008
How will it look like if engineers explain women? This is not just funny!
Have You Ever Seen An Iraqi Woman's Driving Licence?
at Thursday 10 January, 2008
Have you even seen the Iraqi woman's driving license? Here is how it look like...The license is actually issued by the Croatian government to an Iraqi lady.
Ain't it amazing?
This is How Pepsi is Made in India?
at Sunday 16 December, 2007
I got these pictures through email, Just had a look and I said goodbye to all those bottled drinks.
Finding the right falvour...
The bottles have to be clean..
Placing the bottles in the tray...
Filling the bottles with so called Pepsi..
Now its time to carbonate...
Any bubbles inside?
Gotta find the right caps...
Almost over...capping the bottles...
And finally...Quality checking...Its Done!
Read More......
Politics Explained
at Thursday 6 December, 2007
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Male Vs Female - Funny Animation
at Monday 17 September, 2007
Top 10 George Bush Quotes
at Saturday 15 September, 2007
The Presidency of George W Bush saw some of the most defining moments in contemporary history. One would expect him to have gone down in quotations books on subjects like war and the economy. Surprisingly, what George W Bush is most quoted for is his famous slip-of-the-tongue.
The Top 10 Bushisms.
1. We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.
2. When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried, and persecuted as a war criminal.
3. Sometimes, Washington is one of these towns where the person - people who think they've got the sharp elbow is the most effective person.
4. I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.
5. I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.
6. For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.
7. It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.
8. You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
9. Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.
10. Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.
Source
Pic - George Bush's Invasion Check List
at Monday 10 September, 2007
Some may just laugh at this, Some says its not just a joke, So whats the truth?
The Bra Ball
at Monday 3 September, 2007
This remarkable, collaborative sculpture can be seen at the American Visionary Art Museum in Baltimore, Maryland. It's on display in the James Rouse Visionary Center at AVAM.
More Info Here
Some facts about the braball.
As of November 9, 2003 (finishing day):
Total Bras on BraBall = 18,085
Height = 60 Inches (5 feet)
Estimated Weight = Over 1,800 Pounds
Read more here
Source
Beggars of Mumbai - Worth Giving a Second Thought
at Sunday 2 September, 2007
Name: Massu or Malana
Age: 60
Massu's Assets: RS 30 lakh in properties alone.
Day's earnings: Rs 1,000 to 1,500
Begs at: Lokhandwala. Mostly outside high-end restaurants visited by TV and film stars.
Home : A one BHK at Amboli in Andheri (west). He owns another 1 BHK nearby.
Family: Wife, two sons and a daughter-in-law share the apartment with him.
Assets: Rs 30 lakh in just properties. One son makes and sells brooms, while the other hawks knick-knacks near Andheri station. He has substantial savings, but would not reveal details.
Cool quotient: Massu is dressed in spotless clothes when he takes an auto-rickshaw to Lokhandwala every evening. He changes into his beggar attire near Ad Labs. During his working hours, he has a complete sway over the area. You will never find another beggar in his vicinity. He takes an auto on his way home too. Stops at Yashraj Studios for a change of clothes.
Name: Krishna Kumar Gite
Age: 42
Day's earnings: Rs 1500 to 2000
Begs at: CP Tank,
Home: I BHK apartment at Nallasopara, which he shares with his brother.
Family: Brother, sister-in-law and their children.
His worth: The Nallasopara apartment is worth nearly Rs 5 lakh.
Cool quotient: Claims he can't be bothered with money matters. He retires every evening to his Nallasopara home and hands over the day's earnings to his brother. "My bhabhi and brother know best what to do with the money."
Name: Bharat Jain
Age: 45
Bharat's Assets: Rs 70 lakh in properties alone.
Day's earnings: Rs 2000 to 2500
Begs at: Azad Maidan and Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus.
Working hours: Early morning to late evening.
Home : Two adjacent 1 BHK apartments in Parel, where his family stays. Bharat, however, visits home only once in a week. His family, which deals in school notebooks and other study material, has tried on many occasions to get Bharat to give up begging and join the family business.
Family: Wife, two sons -- one studying in class X and the other in class XII -- father and brother.
His worth: The family apartments are worth close to Rs 60 lakh. The family also has rented out a shop in Bhandup to a juice centre and gets Rs 7,000-a-month in rent. The rent is collected every month by Bharat's wife.
Name: Haji
Age : 26
Haji's Assets: Rs 15 lakh
Day's earnings: Rs 1000 to 2000
Begs at: Deonar and Chembur. Usually begs near mosques and temples.
Working hours: Flexi. Picks the best time to be at a temple or a mosque.
Home: A room at Cheetah Camp, where his mother and sister run a zari workshop, employing 15 people.
Family: Mother and sister.
His worth: The Cheetah Camp room worth anything between Rs 3 and 5 lakh. The zari workshop could be worth 10 lakh. The family earns a steady income from the zari business and his mother has tried every trick to get him to give up begging and join the family business.
Cool quotient: He says managing the zari workshop is too much hardwork. "I can't be bothered with all that. I like to be left alone. Also, I make a decent amount every day.